By Bitch - 26/05/2019 00:02 424 13 53 279 Today, my boyfriend asked me if I was cheating on him. Surprised, I replied "No, Tim, of course not!" This might have been more convincing if I'd called my boyfriend by his own name, instead of the name of the guy I'm cheating on him with. FML I agree, your life sucks 464 You deserved it 10 916 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/02/2019 16:00 18 15 26 323 Today, I was outside a bar having a smoke with a couple of my boys when one of them decided to hassle a wimpy looking guy walking past. The guy kicked all three of our asses, then stole our wallets and phones. I'm out a two month old iPhone, 120 dollars, and a tooth. FML I agree, your life sucks 882 You deserved it 5 218 Tweet Share
Uh... Okay? By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00 54 66 83 1735 Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 968 You deserved it 1 799 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/02/2019 16:00 31 8 61 331 Today I was rushing my boyfriend off to work because I had a really bad stomach ache and needed to release gas and go number 2. As soon as he left I couldnt hold my gas in much longer and went for it, but to my horror a turd flew out of my ass and fell onto the carpet.. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 000 You deserved it 995 Tweet Share
By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00 71 8 484 78 Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 765 You deserved it 213 Tweet Share