Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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ellisp1 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
sohigh10 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
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Comments (48)
cornyrob 33
So, it took many months for your brother to make your girlfriend ******? They must've been persistent. How long does it take you to accomplish that feat?
tounces7 28
She's probably a major bitch, and it was the idea of cheating on you that got her off so easily. Some people are just like that.
tiredofwaiting 25
You mean ex girlfriend? Wow that is really shitty. Hopefully you will find someone more loyal to you.
Dicksnshit 2
definitely knock his ass out
htownpostman 16
Next time? How can there be a next time when you just caught her cheating?!
GrassSlipper420 14
that's sad I'd kick his ass
Atromus 13
"knock" better be followed by "him out"
K_nightlight 19
Sh is not worth having. and your brother clearly doesnt have your best interests in mind.
Dustmop 18
!? Next time!?
pepeneki 15
Knock him out and have sex his girlfriend/wife if he has one