Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Smeelover27 15
I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.
amanda_smith54 4
You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha
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Comments (131)
iamsophie 13
Oops! I'm dead-set against it too, my husband still doesn't believe me that it really hurts. Tried and failed!
dunicha 20
if you're prepared right and use enough lube it really doesn't hurt that much unless you have a very low pain tolerance.
efelsh 14
Your bf is ****** weird
Crown_Me 5
lmao!!! next time I guess you wont be joking around about these things
Sir_Henry_MFer 4
gross
dreadbeat69 12
Don't be a prude... I'd let my girlfriend do just about anything she wanted if it really made her happy.
Marmarfarfar 25
At least you have someone. I'm stuck here doing the two finger tango in my mom's basement
seabassofthesea 3
You ASSED for that one.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
What's the point in saying something if you didn't actually mean it? YDI
MrBoredomioo 18
Anyone notice the user name is "think I'm dating perdix"
amisenho 11
It seems like the older I got, the less capable I was of taking it. It was OK, not really that great, at first, but nowadays, it pains me just reading this FML. If you're up for experimenting, go for it; if not, don't force it into a compromise.