Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Smeelover27 15
I was going to make a joke, butt **** it.
amanda_smith54 4
You should have just been honest and told him you didn't want to Haha
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jiraii 9
a simple no would have sufficed
Ovalle_16 6
He's the truth
mkcherry 14
Im surprised there are so many people that say they're dead set against trying anal ever. You should always try and incorporate your partners fantasies, or they will find someone else who will. Im not saying you should do every and anything they want if it absolute freaks you out but you should definitely try to have an open mind, especially if he's willing to be the guinea pig. I might be viewing it totally differently from you since i love anal and it never seemed that weird to me.
Shadowlainx 11
Call his bluff! he could agree to it thinking you won't do it to him but appreciate the idea that he world do it so he could do it to you
xXGIR6Xx 4
ive been dating my girlfriend for over 3 years and im no were near satisfied with our sex life idk how you do it
sexymomma33 5
just imagine after 5 years... better fix that shit!
Lunasis 14
yeah it's good to know keep an open mind but if you're blatantly against something be honest with it. there are ways to be honest without being rude
Satoaoi 13
well let the strap on fun begin
nvo 6
Trying it doesn't mean it has to become your new staple. If you end up doing it once, use plenty of lube and a condom so nobody gets hurt.
1800SMD 2
i bet beating around the bush is your specialty
panda_lou 11
I don't know why you didn't just tell him up front that you aren't in to that sort of thing. And I've been told that it usually takes awhile for you to learn to take it so that it feels good. EXIT ONLY! Lol