Money: Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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By iwantmoney - 22/07/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By bastards - 05/06/2014 20:05 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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kickazz16 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

That was rude.

thebeautybleeds 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

Why would you even say that?

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Alexisthebestest 16

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:50

How is this a FYL? More like **** the dad's life for trying to joke around with you & letting an asshole like you around his kids.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:51

Look, the next time someone says something idiotic like that, the words that come to mind should be "I don't THINK so."

DontClickOnMe 28

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:51

FYL? Yeah right... Learn to take a joke, jerk.

Bekll 31

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:52

What perpetuated you to come up with THAT and even have the audacity to say it? If anything the father was kidding so ydi wholeheartedly.

miffle 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:54

Yikes dude.

NarwhalKing 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:57

Ok what the ****? How the he'll

wannbaussiegurl 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:57

your a dumb ass and I'd fire you on the spot. I'd also keep my money so you just baby sat for free dip stick! YDI

hunterisblack 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:59

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taptaptapity 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:20

I don't get what you could possibly not get about it.

awesomelikethat 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:26

Are u mentally challenged or something? What's not to get?

kacielikewhoa 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:27

failure.

trolawlawl 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:03

As much as im against using this word, but you really are a ****

21jason 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 6:06

What the hell? Did u expect him to laugh because that's really not funny

emochicksrule 1

Monday 28 November 2011 4:40

Ha! The middle ball gets abused

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