SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
jessthebest3 0
OR you could make her always be naked (cats dont wear clothes) and make her eat on the floor in a bowl, and sleep in a cat bed, while NEVER talking, only meowing
SpectSelf 0
she's on shrooms.
marmots 0
I love cats
CateXOX 0
There are no cats in this FML, only psychotic people who think they're cats. Do you like them too?
huzzzzzzahh 2
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shortie916 0
Haha you should bring a actual cat and see how they get along.
LolMoqz 10
19 - I see what you did there :3
Gwyndion 9
That offers posibilities really, aren't you or don't you have any friends who're into roleplaying?
hockeyrocks39 0
Tell the school you're allergic to cats and need a new room. haha
ThatLooksSticky 16
she's faking crazy to get you to move out.
BigKatt 1
If she scratches, hisses, bites, or in anyway misbehaves she is sleeping outside... she wants to act like a cat? Treat her like one. ... or try knock her off something high up... she should land in her feet, that, or learn real fast that she is not a cat and two broken legs is no joke...
Bekll 31
I hope you mean outside the room. It's irresponsible to actually put a cat outside all night just for being a cat. They can run away, get run over by a car... Every night my whole family checks that all our cats are in the house before we go to bed.
Miss_Michaela 10
Also put a bell on her. See if she can move about without making a noise, or being seen.. Now you see her, meow you don't.
CitrusGirl 0
Bekll, get a sense of humor.
BigKatt 1
lol, Citrus, thank you!
Bekll 31
I don't care about the roommate, just about actual cats.
facilitator 0
I would just carry around a squirt bottle and spray her whenever she got within 5 feet of me
MMAbram 0
What a pussy:D
Livinia 11
Pretend you're a mouse ;)
lexi365 20
Why am I now thinking about Tom and Jerry?