SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Top comments
badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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Comments (231)
_Itz_Meena_ 0
that's kinda funny. :P
lainzilla 14
She's either faking crazy to get you to move out or she's a furry, in which case GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
CrackerJack127 3
well I thought that I was a dinosaur when I was 17, until my dad told me to grow the f-ck up. so I became a dr.
My_Nightmare 19
That's cool, as long as you don't forget how to be a dinosaur and you come back to it later. . .
biwinning88 1
best.quote.ever ...... well done
atomicbaboon 0
I've got a few questions before I judge. 1. does she crawl around the campus in her birthday suit? cause that's what a real cat would do. 2. (only if the answer to #1 is yes) what college do you go to? and what are the average acceptance stats? 3. what kind of cat? if she acts like an Abyssinian or a Maine coon, then there is absolutely no reason to complain. a Siamese, on the other hand, would be an ugly ass roommate.
RideOrDie1248 0
.college.
mack_the_knife 3
Just don't rub her the wrong way
dgr8ing 0
what's up with everybody thinking their cats? seriously?
zembof 3
I'll have some of what ever she's smoking no joke
Tantalum 1
Maybe OP is a cat who pretends to be human. Face it, both of you are cats.
teresa96706 29
maybe she's schizo? should bring her to a mental institute just incase, it'd be for her own good and well-being. and doing yourself a favor by not having a.. feminine room mate.