Roommate, Sleep and Noise: Rampage

Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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You deserved it 109

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 238

You deserved it 2 742

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 388

You deserved it 3 000

By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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You deserved it 764

By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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You deserved it 2 275

By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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You deserved it 1 836

By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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You deserved it 3 835

By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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You deserved it 2 112

By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 2 099

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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You deserved it 121

sarsuela 28

Thursday 16 September 2021 8:33

Why didn't you tell her in person?

Nikki 16

Friday 17 September 2021 1:20

I texted my room mates all the time, who pretends not to of seen a message these days? That will never pass

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sarsuela 28

Thursday 16 September 2021 8:33

Why didn't you tell her in person?

ChipBoundary 9

Thursday 16 September 2021 17:47

Agreed, who TEXTS a roommate? You live with them, interact with them like a human being. Also, put your damn phones down!

core01 30

Friday 17 September 2021 4:43

lol I txt my own husband while we're both home

Liberty Allison Lundy 4

Friday 17 September 2021 1:04

Yeah. You should have spoke to her in person. Don't touch other people's stuff without permission.

Nikki 16

Friday 17 September 2021 1:20

I texted my room mates all the time, who pretends not to of seen a message these days? That will never pass

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 19 September 2021 0:29

“I have a phone, but I don’t use it to talk to people.” Wtf. That’s the point of a phone.

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