SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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Comments (231)
bubblekitty 1
meow meow
riggens7522 0
you are just moving in to a dorm?
drewsufff 0
Exactly what I was thinking.... at what kind of college do you start school in May... Finals are just finishing over the next few weeks.
penguinazul 13
Summer school maybe? I was thinking the same thing, but then I remembered summer school exists. My university's first summer school session just started the other day. It makes sense.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah I see new college girls at the bar lately, so summer session must be starting here too.
Bofferding_fml 6
Well ain't you enjoying your pussy roommate?? if not you could still tell her you want to see if it's true that cats always land on their feet and make her jump out of the window!
dragon0000 7
no it's kinda normal if u think about it hahbi think I'm a raccoon sometimes :p
iLazy 0
I think humanity has lost it's sanity.
drewsufff 0
Also guys, I may be wrong, but the person who posted it is from Ireland, and in the UK and Ireland I think college refers to 6th form, which is basically your junior and senior year in the US, so it's not like this person had to "get in" per se. But then again I could be mistaken and they could just be accounting for the way in which the majority of readers will view it, i.e. university, so idk tbh.
lawl_u_awl_fail 0
cat.. ur lucky i ounce hadd a cousin who waas certain she was a pineapple =.=* im not jking
kpadgett045 0
lol.. super creepy.. you should carry a water bottle and spray her with it everytime she acts up...lol..
kpadgett045 0
why you know more then one person that thinks their a cat..
kpadgett045 0
and if you think about it if you sprayed her with the water bottle. she would be a wet pussy.. and if she really acted up just shave her head when she's sleeping. then you can have a wet balled pussy..lol.