SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Top comments
badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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lolcrazylol 0
could be worse, she could insist on using a litter box in your room...
OfficeNinja 5
convince yourself you are a dog. then student services will separate you two, and you can get a more normal roommate.
davek 36
Is she cute and fluffy? And does she like cheezburgers?
Sparx1_1 16
Is she a furry or is she actually crazy? Big difference. If she's a furry just tell her that you are uncomfortable and that she needs to knock it off when you're around. You do have the right to make a complaint if she does not make an effort to behave in a more normal manner.
TheDrifter 24
And if she is a furry send her my way, that sounds like just my kind of crazy. My landlord doesn't allow pets, but a girl who purrs when I pet her should pass muster right?
Calyx_fml 22
Get her a litter box.
khaya 9
Pretend you're a mouse and have some fun.
sccrismyantidrg 4
A girl on my campus wore a real fox tail and a beanie with animal ears on it every day.
benderbot19 0
pretend you're a vaccuum cleaner
Ray_of_midnight 23
Just make sure she doesn't pee on your bed or hork up hairballs. You'll be fine.
itsmeyippie 0
Not exactly, most people believe that they are the reincarnation of past humans and they aren't called insane? It really almost is the exact thing, millions of people in the world are like the OP's roomate