Animals: Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed...

By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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Creepy roommates #56

By Anonymous - 16/09/2021 23:00

Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML

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How could you?

By Billie - 27/09/2025 22:00

Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML

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Woof!

By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - 23/01/2023 01:30 - United States

Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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The chase

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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10_4Franky 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:04

OMG. You monster.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 16:06

awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(

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discrazypimp 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:03

scared much? haha

Schizomaniac 24

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:05

I don't see the FML in this. Everyone knows that at one point in their life, they have wondered what it would be like to kick a puppy and watch it soar.

loso86 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:08

FTW

fakeaccountX 6

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:09

HE PUNTED BAXTERRRRRRRRRRRR

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:53

yes. exactly what I was thinking

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 24 September 2010 3:05

I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:14

greatest movie of all time. period.

tatiee_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:12

You puppy kicker!!!

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:16

u bitch!!!!

bglad09 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:35

are you related to Michael Vick?

Miolene 6

Thursday 23 September 2010 18:36

You just kick things before you realise what they are? As I am sure your now aware, thats a stupid idea. What the heck did you think it was anyway, a giant rat? Good thing it wasn't someones child crawling across the floor towards you or you'd be sat in prison right about now.