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Mr Baltimore, United states 30 years-old

Anonymous 12 August 2009, 05:06 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

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Aeroboss 23 January 2010, 06:40 France

Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML

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