Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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10_4Franky 0
OMG. You monster.
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(
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Comments (364)
MasterOfTheXP 2
DID HE DIE :(
PSP_Hacker 0
What's with all these ******* pussy animal lovers? Would you be hating the OP so much if she kicked a kid? I bet you wouldn't cause' puppies are ******* CUTE AND DESERVE ATTENTION AND LOVE!!!! It's just a ******* dog, what I would be worried about is how the room-mate will react. #133 and 145: It was a ******* accident. If the OP knew it was a puppy that was running to her, she wouldn't kick it. Maybe the OP was entering the house while doing something like talking on the phone or organizing something in her bags (she was coming from work), this would be another reason why the OP didn't know it was a puppy. I would be scared too if I saw something on the floor running at me fast! One time at night there were two adult raccoons in front of my door! I was surprised so I ran a distance from the door, but if they were INSIDE my house, running towards me, I would kick them hard.
iltby 3
You're a horrible person. Good on you for condoning animal cruelty. You must be a really great addition to society.
Kayla9292 0
rude.
Bolter197 0
And the hate mail rolls in...
blahzz 4
at least you didn't throw it in a river
spideylove 0
puppy kicker. how do you not see a puppy running to you. moron
skyeyez9 25
Wtf! Even if it was almost pitch black in your house, you could still tell it was a little dog or catlike animal.
ColdGold 6
what goes around comes around
FML191919 3
U fackin dick kick a damn puppy. What are you micheal vick?
ashlovefall 0
omg how could you not tell it was a puppy u asshole I'd like to come kick you stupid **** grrrrrr