Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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10_4Franky 0
OMG. You monster.
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(
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Comments (364)
alexbeathalo2 4
yes. I like this one because she kicked a dog
katey280 0
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dwold91 3
I hope someone kicks you and everyone around just laughs.
smartalek 2
die asshole.
noahlazarowski 0
screw you asshole dogs have feelings
EmeraldArcher 10
can't you idiots tell that he's trolling?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you personally don't like dogs, that fine, but you might need some serious help if you find this funny.
SpaceMannn 0
it's time to see the eye docter..
ILovesMahBridge 0
Time to see the spelling DOCTOR.
FaceMelterx2530 4
Win
mintcar 10
You beat me to it, 35.
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
what else could it be a cute and fluffy rat. YDI for being a chicken shit. And acting b4 you think. Hopefully the pup is ok ass.
LadiiFresH 0
a cute fluffy rat?!?!? lml definatly cracking up ryte now!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#69 Some people (myself included) actually do think that rats are cute.
parte_perdiz 0
agreed rats are cute :$
LabRats_fml 4
im a rat u think im cute?
chewbacca69 0
rats are ugly little turds
ExtremeEncounter 32
You blame op for using instinct? And it seems the room mate got it without saying anything.
ken328 0
is the puppy ok?
thomasday 7
is the OP's foot ok?
raw_tigahh 2
lmao look at op's name
voodoopandaa 0
more like give a dog a concussion!
thrasher9081 0
you would notice that. WIN!
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
I don't get how you can use the word "terror" and "puppy" in the same sentence. YDI
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
It wasn't in the same sentence. terror is in the first, puppy is in the second.
rlerke 0
its not in the same sentence.
rlerke 0
It's not in the same sentence.
xxjoseph1543xx 0
you just used it in the same sentence.
drferg 0
omg muthafucka
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
**** you learn to first watch you damn nerd.
katey280 0
nerds are smart and wouldn't mistake a puppy for something else
nerdsgetmehot 23
There certainly isn't anything wrong with being a nerd.
xdeadxradiox 0
Nerds FTW! :D
lickmyjock 0
I've done that twice. lol. I never had a dog till a year ago, now I have 2. I used to have 4 but two died :-(
Doortje 30
geez, I wonder how they died...
lickmyjock 0
one got eaten and the other got sick... FYI...
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
one got eaten, the other died from eating it...
arandomboy 0
...how did it get eaten. god u all are ****** terrible to dogs
Gnarlltrugg 0
coyotes probably. in some cities theyre pretty vicious and are responsible for many disappearing pets.
hnz 13
you are too paranoid.. you need to loosen up a little. enjoy the puppy