Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
shadevil75 6
Why do you have a joint account with a guy that is just your boyfriend? What a dumb bitch!
Rachaelc23 8
it could have been cash she was hiding and didn't know he knew where it was
cleolappost 0
Easy pea-z, return the motorcycle n dump the inconsiderate ass hole. It's much more fun to go with another single friend n hoe it out on vacation.
AcidRaen 4
thats why you don't let anyone have access to your money. YDI
erronious 1
I would casterate him
tanishaAM21 4
well tell ur bf to take the bike back && get ur money back so that u can go on ur vacation.
titmouselax 1
kick his ass out
lajaynay 15
Ride that beast straight to the pawn shop.
robertcnh320 0
im from Georgia too lol
lajaynay 15
Uhm.. yay?
lisha88 1
he's a gold digger dump him and then sale it to get your money back
Bluepies 24
Your boyfriend is a thief. I would dump him. STILL, I feel obliged to point out that a vacation lasts a week, and a motorcycle lasts 10+ years. Sounds like he's better with money. He just needs to make his own. And find a new girlfriend after you've dumped him. Oh, and keep the motorcycle.
crawfordjs54 0
just because a motorcycle lasts longer physically doesn't meant the mental effects of a great relaxing vacation are less valuable or a waste of money. the stress relief could be worth far more than the cost of the vacation or the longevity of the bike
Stupend0us 7
While I agree with you because I think the same way, people do choose to spend their money differently. Some save for the big yearly vacation and receive fond memories that way. Others may invest in expensive toys they can enjoy every week. I've spent over $100K on my toys but haven't taken a long vacation somewhere in over 8 years. My various gas powered toys provide me thrills every weekend versus the 1-2 weeks of fun I'd have if I just saved up to go somewhere.
sweetsourangel 1
He didn't save that money, SHE did.
LesCDeal 6
It's been mentioned already, but I would NEVER share a bank account with someone I'm not married to. EVER. Even if you are married, it's still a huge risk. It makes things a whole lot more messy if things don't work out. You reap what you sew.
cgy1999 0
YEAH! when my parents were married my dad stole 172,000 and sold it. Also it was my mom's stock she had been saving for 17 years and right now would be worth 300,000 dollars but my dad sold it all