Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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Top comments
daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
The_Hitchhiker 0
Step 1: Kick him to the curb with no more than the clothes on his back. Step 2: Sell the donorcycle to anyone stupid enough to buy it from you. Step 3: Go on that vacation. You deserve it.
Ally_Duh 1
....and you're with him why?
smileygurl101 0
why does he have access to your money??
Bushay_fml 0
you mean "your" brand new motorcycle...lol
mccutie396 0
well there goes your money and your boyfriend
FMLxRandom 5
vroom vroom, bye-bye Hawaii.
NikoBellic 0
I easily get better bike off the street!
Tektite 14
Gamer boy eh? lol......
Tektite 14
YDI for him having access to your funds. It'd be more understanding if you guys were married but... yeah-.. No.
plebeianFelix 5
correction: your boyfriend's brand new vacation-cycle. daytona, here you come.
hayliepoche 5
DUMP HIM!