Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
rawrcookiemonste 5
good boyfriend!..not. go and sell that bike and go on vacation without him
ihaveatightbutt 0
sell it for 2x its worth problem solved
beebby 0
You should let him come home to find himself replaced by a new boyfriend!!
sunlovinmama 1
amen
iChel413 6
"honey, now that you have had your fun it's time to go return it. I worked hard for that money and I have plans for that money."
Mario5491 5
Dick move by the boyfriend
superashbash 4
you should dump his ass ..
B00M11 0
if it aint a honda or ducati beat his ass
lajaynay 15
Honda sucks. Those aren't motorcycles. Harley-Davidson is a REAL motorcycle. **** your crotch rocket.
robertcnh320 0
a gay Honda that wouldn't matter
sourgirl101 29
My husband has a Honda Shadow(cruiser). His bike is ******* beautiful and riders like a dream. Don't get caught up in the 'only Harley's are worth owning' because it sounds like their brainwashing ad. I will say that many Harley-Davidson never lose their value and that's their bonus but there are many nice motorcycles (depending on what you get) out there. Don't limit yourself.
lajaynay 15
There's a difference between "bike" and "motorcycle" and it's something called quality. Hondas are not even in the same category as Harley. I've seen plenty of Hondas and they don't come close to the classiness of Harley.
rldostie 19
A Harley is only good if you know how to work on it. Its no secret that they are not mechanically sound and are a black hole on your wallet. While they have their appeal, there are plenty of cruisers that look just as nice, drive just as well, but also cost less and last longer. Yamaha, for example.
sourgirl101 29
I hear what you're saying. (: And I don't disagree about Harley's "classiness" because like I stated, many don't lose their value for that very reason. Harley's are indeed made well. I just disagree that Hondas suck. They've come along way. >.
NEcountryboy 0
Harley, the others are trash!
mruizk9 7
you can take the bike for a ride and wreck it
liy223 6
that's lame. hope he kept the receipt.
AmazingLadyy13 0
Surprise sell it just like he surprise bought it.