Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Ugi 27
I don't know whether anyone has mentioned this, but that's called theft. OK, he's your BF and maybe you even live together but at most that implies that you will contribute to "living" expenses and maybe that you will attempt to reach agreement with him for other things. It doesn't mean that what's yours is his by any stretch. If he took a few $ for food or rent or whatever then it could be said you had implicitly agreed to that. Taking your holiday money to by a motorcycle? There's no way it can be implied that you authorised him to do that. You should tell him that if he doesn't pay you back you will call the police. If necessary do that. And keep your hard-earned money in your own bank account to which only you have access unless and until you meet someone who is worthy of trust.
sweetsourangel 1
What's his is his, what's your is also his...from now on you gotta keep things to yourself, a hidden bank account. They're greedy bastards!!!
mjninety 9
Slap him across the face with that bike then sell it along with the rest of his shit until you make your money back plus interest.
emodude44 0
Well, he'll be riding just that for a while.
51194 3
Dump him... Please dump him. Now.
blackvyper 8
You should keep him. He knows what to spend his money on... take notes ladies.
RavenNight 0
and tht is why u only let urself near ur money.
disney_blonde 16
Why would he have access to your money? That's just dumb.
Serafie 0
What a ******* asshole. Kick his ass and sell the bike back.
beerisnot4kids 0
dump his ass, sell the bike and go vacation without him. it's not rocket science -.-