Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
nightDREAMERms 6
Is there even any question to this? Kick his ASS to the CURVE. And keep the bike, while you're at it.
birds_fml 7
Dump this asshole, OP! I don't know if you have any legal recourse... if the money was in a joint account, he can legally clear out the account, even if you put all the money in there in the first place. I bet the bike is in his name only, too, right? So you don't even have a legal right to sell or destroy the bike as revenge. Which sucks. If he stole the money you kept somewhere as cash, or took it out of your private account, call the cops and have him arrested. And DUMP HIM whatever you do! You don't want to be with a guy who takes the money you were saving for something! You get married, and he'll run up huge debts on credit cards without telling you about it, and then legally, if you're married, you're responsible for half those debts too, even if you get divorced! Dump him now and cut your losses!
EvilDave 13
FYL. But, YDI for dating a guy who would do that. You should have had the money in a bank account. If you didn't, YDI If you had it in a joint account without being married, YDI. If you can prove he took your money have him arrested for theft. It was you money, right? He took it without permission and bought something for himself, right? That is theft, grand theft from the sound of it.
amarv01 1
dump his ungrateful ass
Niki0308 0
Key it. Return it. Slap him. Break up with him.
xXwolflegionXx 8
Dump that lazy shit!
chosha_fml 27
Sell the bike, dump him, enjoy your vacation.
budd28 0
that's ur fault for giving him ur money or letting him take it so easily
iMagzzzy 0
Who let you out of the kitchen in the first place?
blanccamaro74 6
motorcycle>vacation