Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
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daAce77 8
He's a gold digga!!
barmeywashere 0
Sell it? Get your money back?
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Comments (228)
OhWowThatSucks4U 2
go on a vacation with your new motor cycle!
jamiee7 0
it's okey motorbikes are awesome
Arch27 27
You mean you came home to find YOUR new motorcycle. Kick him to the curb and go for a ride.
zkmster 0
lmaoooo
MJangel18 2
Might I ask how he got it?
LowFreshman 0
"Officer, my girlfriend is hysterical because I spent a little money." "Officer, how many for murder? ... Really? Please wait here a few minutes."
unicornzrock65 2
i did that to my girlfriend she got PISSED!! it was so funny
tal26ful 0
be excited that you have a new ride!
Verillan 5
I think its pretty easy to say that you own that bike
music87 14
I'd be so pissed. I'd take the bike back, dump the jerk, and take my best friend to go on vacation with me. But that might just be me.