Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my new girlfriend gave me head for the first time. It was so good, I swear she sucked my soul into another dimension! I was snapped back to earth by the thought that no one sucks that good without years and years of practice. Now I can’t stop thinking about all the other dicks she’s sucked. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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Top comments
deathwishkid 0
"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?
Candisalis 0
What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.
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Comments (74)
PokeyStix 3
Number 10, I hear you loud and clear. *sigh*
genius_man16 1
i feel sorry for Amandalemora BF. 5 months? Jesus, I hope he doesn't do anything to pleasure you either.
Ferro_fml 0
Honestly, I don't understand what problem other girls have with ********. I know it's a personal choice, but it's not actually that bad. It doesn't taste half bad either(:
bucketz420 0
lol. i totally agree, its not bad at all
secretxxx06 6
maybe the idea of having a dick in their mouth isn't that appealing to some girls
jessybelle 0
How would you know that they don't taste bad?!
BTR_lover 1
They do taste weird. I hate it.
bubbles94 0
She should be happy she does it well Nothing wrong with it.
22cute 17
You should be happy you're a guy otherwise they'd be calling you a ****. Oo...nevermind...
pulpfiction_fml 3
She probably has man. Whole shy persona? All an act.
guitar4lif3 0
man i want my girl to give me a *******
banngx 0
3 months is not that long.. lol my boyfriend told me i was good at it til i couldnt get him up.
itsJESSICA 0
thats what my boyfriend said to me aswell, just take it as a compliment...lol
jrdirtbike114 2
YDI for expecting a ******* so soon
kekelala3 0
YDI for spelling it,"pratising."