Sex, Healthy Lifestyle and Intimacy: Sexy time

Sexy time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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thebigslim 13

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:22

Was it at least a flavored condom?

sportmaster525 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:27

i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

irishdubr 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:13

Ur a moron. U don't put rubbers in ur mouth unless u want that shit to break. Good luck with ur pregnancy

ndawgg 6

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Thursday 30 July 2009 17:16

Something tells me she didn't have sex.

Drakon_fml 7

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Thursday 30 July 2009 17:39

Thread over. You win.

Trollinggx3 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 18:59

YDI for being so stupid for putting rubber in your mouth. Dumbass.

boysxrulex09 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 20:33

you deserve it for trying to suck dick. this is why girls suck. ugh

FoundManyLemons 0

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Friday 31 July 2009 10:03

Win.

DW_fml 0

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Friday 31 July 2009 20:21

damn I came in to say what #1 said for me.

youngboss_fml 2

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Friday 14 August 2009 21:23

youre stupid and u must be so borin in bed

G_ford11 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:46

retarded.... why would you do that?

510killa 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 10:41

maybe he wasnt doing cpr, maybe he was just doing u from behind haha

SadinSherman 16

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Tuesday 26 October 2010 20:46

Am I the only one that thought OP was a man?

bishoprsv2 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:14

ROFL YOU DESERVED IT!

thebigslim 13

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:22

Was it at least a flavored condom?

Jemm_fml 29

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:24

Why have I read this FML before? I may have moderated it. hmm. Anyways it's hilarious but ouch. FYL indeed.

dancin303 0

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Saturday 1 August 2009 0:24

there was one really similar to it a while ago

khatuba 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:25

hahahahahhaha

Dubble_fml 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:26

FAVORITED !!!

yaktazuki 0

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:27

Sucks

Jemm_fml 29

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Thursday 30 July 2009 16:30

I knew it!

bubblemari 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:13

lol at least u found out! :D

sportmaster525 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:27

i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

fina444 10

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Saturday 30 July 2011 6:41

lol

alex_vik 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:28

Wow, this is at least the second time someone on here has done that. Oh, and how is putting a condom on with your mouth sexy?

yxeshctib 2

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Sunday 23 May 2010 1:57

wow, FAIL!!! plus just get on the pill and you won't have to worry about condoms. plus guys prefer to go comando when it comes to protection! and it's kinda hotter if the guy doesn't wear one!