Sexy time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 444
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thebigslim 13

Was it at least a flavored condom?

i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

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Ur a moron. U don't put rubbers in ur mouth unless u want that shit to break. Good luck with ur pregnancy

Something tells me she didn't have sex.

Thread over. You win.

YDI for being so stupid for putting rubber in your mouth. Dumbass.

you deserve it for trying to suck dick. this is why girls suck. ugh

damn I came in to say what #1 said for me.

youre stupid and u must be so borin in bed

retarded.... why would you do that?

maybe he wasnt doing cpr, maybe he was just doing u from behind haha

Am I the only one that thought OP was a man?

ROFL YOU DESERVED IT!

thebigslim 13

Was it at least a flavored condom?

Why have I read this FML before? I may have moderated it. hmm. Anyways it's hilarious but ouch. FYL indeed.

there was one really similar to it a while ago

hahahahahhaha

lol at least u found out! :D

i don't think thats what he meant when he said "now open up and swallow"...

Wow, this is at least the second time someone on here has done that. Oh, and how is putting a condom on with your mouth sexy?

wow, FAIL!!! plus just get on the pill and you won't have to worry about condoms. plus guys prefer to go comando when it comes to protection! and it's kinda hotter if the guy doesn't wear one!

maybe her boyfriend has aids or something.

The pill isn't a 100% at preventing pregnancy and neither is a condom. And a man's pull out game isn't always strong.

I don't believe this one.

Did he at least give you some anal during the maneuver?

bwahahaha, plexico, ftw!