Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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mrmaks18 7
weird for male names unless u named them but anyway all I can think of is maxis licious is slightly larger than his pretty twin nathan and it was unanimous tko
mrmaks18 7
I'm not sure but I think them are names out of the game heavy rain?
volleyballNinja 0
haha. that's... odd
cnash5000 0
My boobs are called "Molly" and "Polly". There's nothing wrong with naming them. It's called being cute and funny. OP, you really need to learn to lighten up and just laugh about it. Don't take these things so seriously. :P
opxnasty 0
your boyfriend is awesome... dont let him go...
owlsgohoot 0
um okay...how is this an fml? more like f your boyfriends life for being a dork. ydi because you let him cast your boobs in his new skit.
olgizzy 0
I think your jealous no one has taken the time to name your boobs and make them action heroes. I can fix that :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Sounds pretty funny to me, and not like a "FML" at all.
nxthendrix123 0
hahahahahaha
mikeman3234 0
I will now name my girlfriends **** Soap and Shepard. Soap, while injured, will kill Shepard with an epic throwing knife.
W4X 0
*Imaginary Girlfriend Fix your sentence next time, Chief.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
its Maxie and "Nathaniel". never won the spelling bee, did you OP?