Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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Comments (165)
1LL337 0
YDI for letting him and dating ginning the first place
missheep 0
I named mine Honor and Prudence, and my boyfriend don't stop sully them.
nu_fml 0
Mine are Kirsty and Calum, my nipples are called Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey
amrik 11
fail
emmanizzer 6
well what matters is whether or not it was a good play. ha i mean you had to watch the whole thing
robinsn 0
I wonder what Sigmund Freud would say.
RedTips 0
lol, OP somebody has a vast imagination.
findley 0
mlia
simmykins 0
I'm just concerned that one of your boobs is apparently a boy.
melissamoshh 0
@ # 61 win.
ChocoLuvv 0
lmfao. i actually find this really funny and cute. did he do an entire 'war' series with them with the 'pew pew! and 'pow! pow!'? xD