By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
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PenguinPal3017 19

Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.

It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Ahh, but he didn’t know that you had ordered a cup check for him for dessert.

You think he deserved to get hit in the balls because of that?

PenguinPal3017 19

Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.

This was the very best comment so far! It’s not unreasonable to expect your date to order a similarly priced entree as their host. For example if the guy ordered a hamburger and his date ordered a lobster he has reason to complain. But to expect your date to just order a small salad is ridiculous. And, by the way, most meal type salads cost about the same as a regular entree in many restaurants.

thats happened to me before😅😅😅

It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.

Let me guess. Umm. You ordered the lobster

So, Slim, I guess his chances of getting laid are slim to none?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Snap into a slim jim

I hope you just stood up and left.

BaconDevil87057 2

Lol what in the fuck.

Fast metabolisms are awesome amirite