Love and Money: Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised... - FML

By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 5 May 2018 1:45

Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 2:23

It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 5 May 2018 1:32

Ahh, but he didn’t know that you had ordered a cup check for him for dessert.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 4:24

You think he deserved to get hit in the balls because of that?

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 5 May 2018 1:45

Unless you ordered something much more expensive this is ridiculous. If everything on the menu was $15-20 and you ordered the one $90 item this would be fair, but expecting you to order a salad is just insane.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 17:04

This was the very best comment so far! It’s not unreasonable to expect your date to order a similarly priced entree as their host. For example if the guy ordered a hamburger and his date ordered a lobster he has reason to complain. But to expect your date to just order a small salad is ridiculous. And, by the way, most meal type salads cost about the same as a regular entree in many restaurants.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 2:18

thats happened to me before😅😅😅

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Saturday 5 May 2018 2:23

It’s a small price to pay to get that kind of information up front.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 3:02

Let me guess. Umm. You ordered the lobster

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 5 May 2018 3:16

So, Slim, I guess his chances of getting laid are slim to none?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 5 May 2018 3:19

Snap into a slim jim

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Saturday 5 May 2018 11:21

I hope you just stood up and left.

BaconDevil87057 2

Saturday 5 May 2018 11:44

Lol what in the fuck.

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Saturday 5 May 2018 13:19

Fast metabolisms are awesome amirite

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