Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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Comments (165)
prod324 0
thts weird lol
TonHyukOTP 0
Haha, I love when my husband does silly, strange stuff like this... Guys will be guys, at least he's appreciating your bosom instead of someone else's.
Zaben 0
i did that with my girlfriend, used cartoon characters, to use as code. got confusing after a while. i'm 26 btw & love cartoons :D
Zaben 0
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Heidikins018 0
Ok... I guess it's not completely abnormal to name his girlfriend's boobs... but to give them both men's names!?!? It has to make you rethink your relationship. lol
xXLenaXx 0
wow, i'm .... speechless. you base the failure of your relationship on the fact that your boyfriend is cute and has a personality..? OP, do him a MASSIVE favour and break up with him, so he can find a woman who isn't a bitch and who he can have lots of fun with. :) you must be such a bore.
kally2010 0
lmao! I luv how he uses a biblical name wen in the eyes of god u were sinning! :L
aa_she_babe 0
hahahahahahaha that just made my day!!
Jay_JWLH 0
If I were in that situation, I would be so glad to do that and make you giggle.
briiana012 3
lmao u have a cool boyfriend