Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he played with and named my boobs. Complete with a full skit where "Maxie" killed "Nathanial." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
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TheUglyBassist 0
and how exactly was he killed?
tashbash 0
haha that actually sounds really cute
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Comments (165)
Bruce222 0
Lol YDI for no sense of humor XD this is funny as hell not bitchable
Shafena 8
until now I still don't know what's OP! hahaha. your boyfriend's funny lol
metalmaiden 0
Get a sense of humor! That's cutee. My bf does that with my boobs all the time, pretending to set off atomic bombs or climbing up mountains or jumping on trampolines ahaha~
olgizzy 0
Hi, I'm olgizzy. I'm looking for a female actor with two boobs or more for my latest action flick "Guns, Lazers, And Moterboats". All applicant must submit a resume! Your boobs MUST have names! For more info please visit the heavenly valley :)
joshua1092 0
that's creepy.
covanent2k 0
hahahahah that lucky basterd. ahahaha that's some funny shit!
LadyAshley 0
OP you need to stop being a humorless bitch. Your boyfriend is being playful with you. Stop being a heartless **** and laugh when he does that. Dumb bitch
Heidikins018 0
Heartless? Did you really just type this comment and call HER a heartless ****!? lol You say to laugh about it... but you make it sound as if you have no sense of humor at all, yourself. So.. excuse me pot, you're black. lol
xXLenaXx 0
amen to that! i'm honestly embarrassed for my gender sometimes when people like OP insist on denouncing humour and creativity, and true love that the boyfriend is OBVIOUSLY showing by being cute and playful... and giving females a bad reputation for being whingy and demanding. **** you, OP.
GazeboFoppery 0
There's nothing wrong with having fun like that. Mine are Optimus Prime and Rrrrrrrrr. Your boyfriend sounds like a funny, creative guy. Cherish that.
picturescrazy 24
Your boobs are boys? xD
Egg_Shen 0
Champion.