By ohman - 28/12/2012 03:06 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 386
You deserved it 27 392

Same thing different taste

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Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?


Its not true love if you fall in loge with her after sex.

50- Not sure what loge is, but what about Natural Log? ln(girlfriend)=love

Sir_ND_Pity 35

69 - Solve for "girlfriend": e^(ln(girlfriend)) = e^(love) girlfriend = e^(love) But, since love seems to be negative here... girlfriend = e^(- love) girlfriend = 1 / e^(love) If we take the limit of love as it approaches infinity... girlfriend = 1 / (infinity) girlfriend = 0 So, in conclusion, OP has no girlfriend :)

50 - He didnt fall in love with her after sex, he just realized it. Its still bad, just clarifying.

It happens to a select few of us from time to time.... My girlfriend has a couple hairs around her nipples but I know if I say something she'll be all self conscious!

AbstraktThoughts 13

I don't understand how you're supposed to bring this topic up to your gf without making her feel self conscious. Personally, I'd want to know if I had hair growing around my nipples xD

God 48'a comment just made my life. But I do agree with 48 as well. You should at least know if you have nipple hairs..

skyeyez9 24

Its hilarious because her profile is a pic of a dog when she was trying to make her valid point.

It depends on where the hair is. If she has big boobs and it's around the bottom of her nipple, it would be difficult to notice.

chocolemonade 6

Actually, I have a few nipple hairs (I tweeze them) and as 82 said, when you have big boobs/nipples they can be hidden underneath or to the side. Someone looking at them would see them but for the person with the boobs? Almost impossible. I definitely find a few surprise ones every now and again.

Honest mistake. It's easy to ignore calls. Leave a voicemail or Text her and tell her how you feel.

Just make sure that in that text message or voice mail, do not mention how you finally realized you were in love with her *after you had sex* o_O

Give her time, if she has the same feelings for you she'll want you back.

Give her some time and then throw her a text.

I'm curious as to how one "throws" a text

Mister_Triangle 21

I prefer shooting a text but that's just me.

Throwing a text is the shit now, give it a try.

F her life, I'm sure that wasn't the way she wanted things to go her first time with you. Like everyone above me is saying, give her time, let her know you are here for her, even through embarrassing times :)

chrisp87 11

I'm sure you got some hairy nipples too fat ass.

Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?

awesomeman10 6

I was just about to ask that lol

friedpwnadge 25

The culture of the FML forums is unmistakeable. We are Legion.

You just have to wait for things to cool off she will come around

You had sex with her and suddenly realised you loved her. Sounds legit.

Maybe they've been going out for a long time and the sex was the deal maker (is that a phrase?) either way I'd say that's pretty good.

The_F3rris 11

What would a "nobody" know about love? Youre an empty shell.

I was thinking the same thing. I remember learning that guys will think they're in love after having sex, because the hormones released make them a lot more emotional.

85- Oxytocin is released in both man and woman during sex. Also, it IS love. Oxytocin is the same chemical released during birth that causes you to love and care about your child. It's also released during breastfeeding. So his case is entirely plausable.

I was with my boyfriend for a while before we had sex. When we finally did I realized I was in love with him afterwards. We've been married for going on 11 years now. I love him very much and we are still going strong. So, it's not a shallow thing and is completely possible.

mitzygarcia92 2

I think making love with someone just gives you a deeper bond , you feel their body warmth . Idk sometimes you just fall even more in love with that person

Obey_StudBoii 23

Just give her time time and tell her you love her body regardless.

Not just her body. Her brain and personality too