FML : Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me....

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Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tLee / Tuesday 19 July 2011 04:04 / Canada

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By klutzyduck1 | 24

#2929644 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.

By nolife77 | 0

#2929634 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:00

aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!

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By nolife77 | 0

#2929634 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:00

aww poor her :( must of been so embarrassing!!!!

shovels | 0

#2929918 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:01

18, Oh, I be digging... ya get it?

emmybabexxx | 0

#2929986 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:25

^
Haha nice one! (:

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2929996 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:27

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

dolphincheddar | 10

#2930147 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 14:21

looks like somebody needs make out lessons

cmfh88 | 0

#2930423 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:38

well look at it this way; now she basically has to sleep with you.

OffTJHook3r | 2

#2931134 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:23

40 fyl for shooting that pathetic beast

fmlham | 0

#2932386 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:36

that's the smallest buck I have ever seen. whats ur deal

muffinman1 | 0

#2936193 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:01

To get her back he can get what he wants, ask to show her something outside, and run in and lock your door.

SomeFMLPerson | 0

#2946004 - Thursday 21 July 2011 18:53

She must have been in a sticky situation...

NeilGnR | 0

#2951030 - Friday 22 July 2011 12:06

#93, hmm... stolen from another FML, wow.

jimmyjamesyall | 4

#3967192 - Monday 30 January 2012 17:30

Lol "must of". Yay America!

By klutzyduck1 | 24

#2929644 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

You have to admit this is one of those cute funny moments, I hope you laughed instead of acting pissed. Enjoy it, you can't change it.

lbumbblebee | 5

#2932395 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:37

Yeah, I agree.

daisyloo | 7

#2932537 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:58

I agree, you could be laughing at that for years if you stay together:)

athena3100 | 9

#2932668 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:22

65- that is such a fail cartwheel... or what ever the fuck that it is.

ak2580 | 0

#2943985 - Thursday 21 July 2011 9:47

that must have been so embarrassing and cute at the same time ;)

josette18 | 4

#2992575 - Friday 29 July 2011 9:59

thats so true!

yozakura06 | 2

#4135704 - Thursday 8 March 2012 8:07

I agree with what you said
Its the small things that keep people together

SaniK | 17

#6138961 - Monday 8 December 2014 16:37

Why is it a cute moment when a girl does it but the worst crime possible if a guy accidentally did that?

By jobsman99 | 0

#2929646 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

did you still have sex? did you get at least a blow job out of it? you could have moved the gum to your penis where she could spend a lot of time there.

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2929737 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:13

You know, I could point out that it's stuck in his hair and he can't willingly move it to his penis. And I kinda just did. But let's say I didn't and enjoy the joke anyway.