By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
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  ZombieSazza  |  34

Sometimes talking to your flatmate doesn't always work. My flatmate knew which food was mine, to the point I'd write my name on it, but he'd still eat it. I'd ask him not to touch my food as I was going to eat it after classes, to find the empty wrappers on the worktop and a massive mess.

Some people are honestly just dickheads. Can't wait to move out, July is just round the corner.