By Mini-wanker - 18/10/2011 17:34 - United States

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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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fuzz97 23

Maybe she just has a very tough hymen.

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Qu1ks1lv3r 3

Possibly, some girls actually have to have their hymen's surgically popped

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OfficeNinja 5

try again. but aim for the right hole next time.

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JayAyyEmm 0

Not man enough. Lmao

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Lancerman7449 0

...says the kid with the gayest smile I've ever seen.

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lemon_phat 11

She obviously just has a giant ******..... Always the mans fault.

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JadedJarOfHearts 3

When you get knocked down....whatever. Go knock her up again.

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