By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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florido_fml 10

He missed the target

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astralvagan 20

It kinda sucks that you got shit on, but at the same time, it kinda comes with the territory of naked wrestling...... At least he didn't make you smell his finger on top of it

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foreverforward 11

No, it really doesn't come with the territory. If you think it does, you need a lesson in wiping as well my friend.

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DocBastard 38

I taught my daughter to wipe her ass when she was 3. Maybe you need to teach your boyfriend.

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QWERTYCommander 5

I couldn't wipe my own ass until I was 10. I kept it unwiped when my mom stopped assisting me. So I basically didn't wipe my ass for years until I was 10 years old and suddenly got over the disgusting factor of sliding a wad of paper down a shit-covered asscrack.

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newlove_fml 0

165- that's not something you admit openly, honey.

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xSorry_fml 10

Sometimes you get streaks of greatness and sometimes you get streaks of shit across you.

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nursegaga 0

At least you didn't leave a red stripe on him

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kofeinisti 6

Shit is way more gross than period blood... Not to mention way more unsanitary.

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geod69 8

If sex wasn't good dump his dirty ass

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ILEIKGURLS 0

That's because you're an ignorant douche-nozzle that probably was born when a drunk redneck ****** a peacock. Go back to retardville where you can be amongst your people.

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The_Hitdude 12

Woah there #130, no need for such hostility! As for #42 a skid mark is poop stain in a line across boxers, briefs, or in this case, a woman's stomach.

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