Crashburn
United Kingdom
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Big yikes
Today, I slapped my boyfriend’s ass as he was getting out of the shower and came away with shit on my finger. Bear in mind this was AFTER he'd showered, when he’s supposed to be all clean, yet he had enough shit there to get on my finger from patting his cheeks. Not his crack, his cheeks. FML
Rella
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Brittanyy_leigh
Australia
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
DontTrustAFart
Fort Dodge, United States
Skidmarks
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Anonymous
Grand Rapids, United States
Marking territory
Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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bene201 0
Shit happens
rckstrtmmy 4
YDI for dating a dirty bastard.
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Comments (250)
TheYamBagga 5
FYL for having a dirty bastard for a bf...considering that his package is only a few inches from his brown eye I bet you'll think twice before putting that thing near your mouth...haha :) (shit eating grin)
Jimboom 12
Eww. Dirty dirty boy. You better sort that out, especially if he is "the one" as you don't want to have to be cleaning the skid marks out of his tighty whiteys for the rest of your life.
penguinazul 13
Looks like his mud-butt gave you a mud-gut! XD
skylersilcon 3
If you licked it I bet it would taste like chocolate.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You lick it and tell us if it taste like chocolate or not.
stuffhappens223 7
Ummm ..... Eew?
samanthajonesdru 1
Wow...ever heard of baby wipes? Placed a box in my bathroom and the DH neve has those. Needless to say, we know who really won the fight.
smilingj13 1
That's just nasty!!!!!
Zythrone 3
Hot.
hateevryone 15
what kind of skidmark is it?
mixmaster647 2
I had to read this at the exact moment that i start eating dont i .....FML