Miscellaneous: Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years... - FML

By LocallyBrewed - 27/02/2015 04:11 - United States

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

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MELKOZAR 27

Friday 27 February 2015 16:19

They owe you 29 years.

Roythetickler 21

Friday 27 February 2015 16:18

Forget them you have your adopted parents

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Roythetickler 21

Friday 27 February 2015 16:18

Forget them you have your adopted parents

Dominatrickz 7

Friday 27 February 2015 23:13

I would've said "sorry I have no money, you left me homeless when I was born." sorry OP, some people never change and luckily you didn't have to deal with them that many years.

shessohighh 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:22

I agree #1. Just because they conceived you, doesn't make them your parents. In my opinion, your parents are the ones who raise you. Biological parents are sometimes just strangers.

Criram2 10

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:39

Yea you have your Step-parents, who were obviously better people than those "people"...

Vahex 19

Friday 27 February 2015 16:19

Wow that's horrible I hope you stood up for your self because they sound like dicks

MELKOZAR 27

Friday 27 February 2015 16:19

They owe you 29 years.

Retaheki 27

Friday 27 February 2015 17:36

...worth of birthday and Christmas presents.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:35

Don't forget Easter candy

PePziNL 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 3:07

Easter candy? What?

Retaheki 27

Saturday 28 February 2015 6:12

AND gift cards filled with $20s on Valentines, gold for St. Patrick's, and sparklers for New Years.

Pookie_1995 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:29

don't forget about guy fawkes :p

catchmypanties 13

Friday 27 February 2015 16:19

Tell them the same thing

harrypotter955 19

Friday 27 February 2015 16:19

That's sad to hear. Just know that you do have adoptive parents who care for you

FrostHeart 36

Friday 27 February 2015 16:20

Sometimes it's better not to get your hopes too high, so when you get disappointed it doesn't hurt as bad. I'm sorry your parents turned out to be like that, OP.

Sonjington 20

Friday 27 February 2015 16:20

Well at least now you know you weren't missing out on much.

Cortezthe1st 23

Friday 27 February 2015 16:20

Be happy you weren't raised by them.

amadeclton 27

Friday 27 February 2015 16:21

It amazes me how despicable some people can be.

originaljosh 11

Friday 27 February 2015 16:21

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thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 27 February 2015 19:05

hey look they're here ^

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