By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 733
You deserved it 6 518

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well it does have a crappy job

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

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Cmokooo 0

Better giving it so much crap.

finally! someone who is good with wordplay.

haha i feel like the wording of this fml got it picked. "today, my toilet flooded the bathroom" is just too plain i guess.

haha I like that^^

58: You love Hobos now until one beats you, rapes you and then leaves you to die in an alley.

68, did you have a bad experience?

juicedboi 7

Well you have been using your toilet like some sort of portaloo! Shame on you!

imacreeper 3

keep your shit to yourself next time, OP.

OnlyAFeckWanker 0

Hey, Hobos arent the only people that can be rapists! ;)

imacreeper 3

108, you're right! a fenk wanker can be one too!

JacksonCampbell 9

Well that's shitty.

KiddNYC1O 20

That pun was shitty. Haven't you learned anything today?^

That's wrong? Rape is nonconsensual sex. Or something along those lines. Some women, men, whatever, still feel pleasure even if they are being raped.

well it does have a crappy job

So do the friers at BK, but you don't see them flooding the bathroom.

shibainu519 0

no whopper for you, whiteboy.

umm aren't the friers in the cooking area not the toilets jackass

comepoopwithme 0

#24 your the real whiteboy7thst?!?!

i dont think thats really whiteboy7thst. I could have made my fml account "zzirgrizz" if i wanted...

agaba 0

whiteboy7thst your vids r awesome

I'm sure whiteboy7thst is playing cod not reading fmls

KJLD5 0

you guys dont get it. especially u flyboy. whiteboy7thst and zzirgrizz are famous youtubers

igotnolegs 1

Awww why did #24 get thumbs down??? Awesome joke

kaitlynnmarie97 0

haha very good point (:

adrianblackett 0

lmao at whiteboy!!!!

ssoccerchick97 16

24, I think you missed the point.

shankalten 0

I guess you were in a shitty situation?

stop no more shit puns!!!

BeautyMonster 17

lmao

imcheerish 0

49 how is that a fail

OceanBreathesSal 5

haha 31 I read your comment in the voice of napoleon dynamite(:

just let him think he won... shit he saw me! DONT MOVE, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!

goldiefox 0

Piss...piss in a cup!

yea all fmls have those its getting annoying

goldiefox 0

Huh?

OceanBreathesSal 5

nope. piss on the floor(:

goldiefox 0

haha a cups more efficient....nice try though :)

Its from south park... dumbass

OceanBreathesSal 5

138 who exactly are you calling a dumb ass?

goldiefox 0

I know it's from south park....that's why I said it

lol, it sucks to be you

Zombieslayer1 0

You obviously haven't picked up on the fact that everyone is making a pun out of this.

Nikkitaria 9

Least you could do is apologize for being full of crap

yah bring it some chocolates and flowers lmao

The problem was op brought it chocolates way too often.

Every now and again even left a rosebud.

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

Zombieslayer1 0

Oh yeah, you dared me to message and I did. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Yeah the way it was phrased just makes it 100x better :D

urghhh!!! I was just eating......

boatkicker 4

:D :D I love puns.

it's a pun's paradise

Bahaha. That's punny.

Zombieslayer1 0

I'm glad someone here does.

Stupid puns are just that, fucking stupid. Saying the OP is In a shifty situation is funny how?

PSQ91 6

Happened to me before. It's nasty, I can tell :/