Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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cymruambyth
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well it does have a crappy job
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jbird1193
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finally, a comedian posts something on this site
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Cmokooo
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Better giving it so much crap.
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dcam13
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finally! someone who is good with wordplay.
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Suchagoonnn
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haha i feel like the wording of this fml got it picked. "today, my toilet flooded the bathroom" is just too plain i guess.
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iluvhobos
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it's punny (:
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chuymac
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haha I like that^^
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seanders
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58: You love Hobos now until one beats you, rapes you and then leaves you to die in an alley.
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seanders
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59*
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jburd45
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68, did you have a bad experience?
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juicedboi
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Well you have been using your toilet like some sort of portaloo! Shame on you!
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imacreeper
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keep your shit to yourself next time, OP.
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OnlyAFeckWanker
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Hey, Hobos arent the only people that can be rapists!
;)
;)
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imacreeper
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108, you're right! a fenk wanker can be one too!
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JacksonCampbell
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Well that's shitty.
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KiddNYC1O
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That pun was shitty. Haven't you learned anything today?^
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ihasbrains
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That's wrong? Rape is nonconsensual sex. Or something along those lines. Some women, men, whatever, still feel pleasure even if they are being raped.
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cymruambyth
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well it does have a crappy job
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whiteboy7thst
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So do the friers at BK, but you don't see them flooding the bathroom.
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shibainu519
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no whopper for you, whiteboy.
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cymruambyth
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umm aren't the friers in the cooking area not the toilets jackass
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comepoopwithme
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#24 your the real whiteboy7thst?!?!
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SchiTzenGiglez
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clearly
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freddyisepic
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i dont think thats really whiteboy7thst. I could have made my fml account "zzirgrizz" if i wanted...
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agaba
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whiteboy7thst your vids r awesome
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coNsperAZI
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literally
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Jeremiah92
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I'm sure whiteboy7thst is playing cod not reading fmls
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KJLD5
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you guys dont get it. especially u flyboy. whiteboy7thst and zzirgrizz are famous youtubers
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niki74_fml
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lol yea.
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igotnolegs
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Awww why did #24 get thumbs down???
Awesome joke
Awesome joke
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kaitlynnmarie97
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haha very good point (:
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adrianblackett
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lmao at whiteboy!!!!
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ssoccerchick97
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24, I think you missed the point.
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shankalten
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I guess you were in a shitty situation?
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irokyoursox
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stop no more shit puns!!!
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brad5150
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fail
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truthinlies
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ah piss
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BeautyMonster
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lmao
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imcheerish
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49 how is that a fail
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OceanBreathesSal
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haha 31 I read your comment in the voice of napoleon dynamite(:
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vanillatwilight6
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i like the pun lol
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Tcaret300
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just let him think he won... shit he saw me! DONT MOVE, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!
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goldiefox
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Piss...piss in a cup!
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Tommananaze6T9
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yea all fmls have those its getting annoying
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goldiefox
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Huh?
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OceanBreathesSal
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nope. piss on the floor(:
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goldiefox
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haha a cups more efficient....nice try though :)
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Football_Man50
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Its from south park... dumbass
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OceanBreathesSal
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138 who exactly are you calling a dumb ass?
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goldiefox
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I know it's from south park....that's why I said it
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IIRoxieII
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lol, it sucks to be you
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Zombieslayer1
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You obviously haven't picked up on the fact that everyone is making a pun out of this.
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Nikkitaria
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Least you could do is apologize for being full of crap
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mamaklm
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yah bring it some chocolates and flowers lmao
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sheethapins
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The problem was op brought it chocolates way too often.
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sheethapins
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Every now and again even left a rosebud.
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thisismitch
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win
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jbird1193
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finally, a comedian posts something on this site
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Zombieslayer1
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Oh yeah, you dared me to message and I did. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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tabarnak_fml
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Yeah the way it was phrased just makes it 100x better :D
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CAPTmok
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urghhh!!! I was just eating......
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boatkicker
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:D :D I love puns.
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cymruambyth
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it's a pun's paradise
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imOaks
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Bahaha. That's punny.
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Zombieslayer1
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I'm glad someone here does.
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SirfinBurd
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Stupid puns are just that, fucking stupid.
Saying the OP is In a shifty situation is funny how?
Saying the OP is In a shifty situation is funny how?
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PSQ91
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Happened to me before. It's nasty, I can tell :/