By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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jbird1193 3

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

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Cmokooo 0

Better giving it so much crap.

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dcam13 19

finally! someone who is good with wordplay.

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Suchagoonnn 4

haha i feel like the wording of this fml got it picked. "today, my toilet flooded the bathroom" is just too plain i guess.

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seanders 10

58: You love Hobos now until one beats you, rapes you and then leaves you to die in an alley.

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jburd45 1

68, did you have a bad experience?

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juicedboi 7

Well you have been using your toilet like some sort of portaloo! Shame on you!

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imacreeper 3

keep your shit to yourself next time, OP.

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OnlyAFeckWanker 0

Hey, Hobos arent the only people that can be rapists! ;)

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imacreeper 3

108, you're right! a fenk wanker can be one too!

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JacksonCampbell 9

Well that's shitty.

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KiddNYC1O 20

That pun was shitty. Haven't you learned anything today?^

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ihasbrains 10

That's wrong? Rape is nonconsensual sex. Or something along those lines. Some women, men, whatever, still feel pleasure even if they are being raped.

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whiteboy7thst 2

So do the friers at BK, but you don't see them flooding the bathroom.

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shibainu519 0

no whopper for you, whiteboy.

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cymruambyth 0

umm aren't the friers in the cooking area not the toilets jackass

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comepoopwithme 0

#24 your the real whiteboy7thst?!?!

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freddyisepic 2

i dont think thats really whiteboy7thst. I could have made my fml account "zzirgrizz" if i wanted...

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agaba 0

whiteboy7thst your vids r awesome

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Jeremiah92 0

I'm sure whiteboy7thst is playing cod not reading fmls

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KJLD5 0

you guys dont get it. especially u flyboy. whiteboy7thst and zzirgrizz are famous youtubers

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igotnolegs 1

Awww why did #24 get thumbs down??? Awesome joke

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kaitlynnmarie97 0

haha very good point (:

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adrianblackett 0

lmao at whiteboy!!!!

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ssoccerchick97 16

24, I think you missed the point.

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shankalten 0

I guess you were in a shitty situation?

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imcheerish 0

49 how is that a fail

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OceanBreathesSal 5

haha 31 I read your comment in the voice of napoleon dynamite(:

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Tcaret300 12

just let him think he won... shit he saw me! DONT MOVE, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!

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goldiefox 0

Piss...piss in a cup!

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Tommananaze6T9 4

yea all fmls have those its getting annoying

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OceanBreathesSal 5

nope. piss on the floor(:

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goldiefox 0

haha a cups more efficient....nice try though :)

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OceanBreathesSal 5

138 who exactly are you calling a dumb ass?

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goldiefox 0

I know it's from south park....that's why I said it

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Zombieslayer1 0

You obviously haven't picked up on the fact that everyone is making a pun out of this.

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Nikkitaria 9

Least you could do is apologize for being full of crap

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mamaklm 0

yah bring it some chocolates and flowers lmao

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sheethapins 13

The problem was op brought it chocolates way too often.

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sheethapins 13

Every now and again even left a rosebud.

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jbird1193 3

finally, a comedian posts something on this site

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Zombieslayer1 0

Oh yeah, you dared me to message and I did. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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tabarnak_fml 7

Yeah the way it was phrased just makes it 100x better :D

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boatkicker 4

:D :D I love puns.

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Zombieslayer1 0

I'm glad someone here does.

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SirfinBurd 0

Stupid puns are just that, ******* stupid. Saying the OP is In a shifty situation is funny how?

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PSQ91 6

Happened to me before. It's nasty, I can tell :/

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