Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your husband is awesome.
davincidasecond 24
Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.
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Comments (179)
cman1322 9
World's best dad
ShawnBushOG 9
legendary
skyeyez9 25
Why do parents seem proud their son is having sex, but mortified if their daughter is?
TVKill3r 15
The double standards of humans would be my best guess.
TheDrifter 24
A son with a kid too young just had to pay, a daughter with a kid too young has a life to provide for. Thus the double standard.
Ziggy122 15
Stupid-ass double standards.
Raykyogrou03 12
Because guys can't get pregnant.
stefei 10
If you don't like the way your husband spoke with him, why don't you do it yourself? Parents need to BOTH be involved in their children's life to have the best impact
wachunga 15
Pahaha that's brilliant!
jgriff79 23
That's about the same sex talk my father had with me. Except he told me to "make sure she swallows it and you don't have to worry about anything."
jem970 19
Maybe she thinks it would be more comfortable to have the talk with his father? I didnt want to have the sex talk with my dad because I was more comfortable discussing it with a same gender person.
RemyX1 7
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jem970 19
Why is everyone freaking out about the mom not talking to him along with the dad? Maybe she feels that her son would feel more comfortable with just the dad doing the explaining. When my mom sat me down and told me about sex and periods and the possible issues I know my dad would have turned green hearing about how his daughters va-jay-jay is going to be bleeding out for seven days and about yeast infections and any other assorted womanly body functions. Don't be so hard on OP.
nickob96 25
How old is your son?