Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your husband is awesome.
davincidasecond 24
Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.
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Comments (179)
Bellaness 11
Yeah
colton821 4
Best dad ever.
avapaige1234 19
LMFAO. This made me laugh so much.
RubbarDuckie 9
That is awesome. Good advice, dad!
windupdoll 6
Your son should be damn grateful to have a father to give him the best secrets!
Brilliant66star 17
Admit it, he gave your son some of the best advice going..! In any case, this doesn't need to be their one and only 'talk', does it?
dr3amcatchr 2
Hahhahahahahahaahahahuahahahahah That's really funny. Your family must have the best Sunday dinners. Dad: "How was the sex son?" Son: "shit dad, I couldn't find the p spot!" Dad: "G SPOT son."
Zebediabolical 45
Of course he can't find the G-Spot. It's a myth. Just like the female ****** and equal pay for women!
Ashley_Sky 9
Awesome
DusktheKat 12
How old is this son, and what is your husband's IQ?
Straynachos32 2
He's teaching him the ways! Every good father should...