Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your husband is awesome.
davincidasecond 24
Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.
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Comments (179)
Racky_fml 14
At least he's telling him to think about her enjoyment too
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Dont be a dummy cum on her tummy.
looney_mc 4
Or suck it back oit
damarismattei 4
Well he was right .
imagineapc 11
This fml is a tdi since op did not inform us of her sons age. Regardless, if he has started beig sexually active it's unlikely he will stop even with a talk. The best conversation would have been about condoms, and then pointers from dad.
worldclassrager 41
Two guys on a subject like that is not always the best formula...maybe a set of lines or what to say in your reference to your husband would have been a decent idea...
andy1500726 19
I would have told him t he following: no glove no love. and son, they don't make extra small.
Amizee 12
This actually made me lol... But unlucky
looney_mc 4
That's the number one rule in life.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Well he had tips not what you had in mind but tips
hawkdoc60 3
You gotta admit, he IS right!