The miracle of barf

By EvictingItSoon - 08/03/2020 23:07

Today, what I thought was food poisoning is actually a baby. FML
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xXPikachuXx 21

OP's name makes this so much better.

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P DarklyKira 14

OH I just understood. Good luck with whatever you wanna do with it

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xXPikachuXx 21

OP's name makes this so much better.

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Robert Cruikshank 7
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Congrats, love. Even if not planned, God has blessed you. You will be loved.

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distortedcognition 17
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Dude... it’s biology not a miracle. “God” had nothing to do with it. Let’s leave the Bronze Age behind, can we?

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kfchicken 31
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even if you don't believe in religion why be an asshole about it? let people think what they want to think as long as they're not hurting anyone. if someone says something you don't like just move on. you're literally no better if your default reaction is to condescendingly belittle someone who genuinely believes they're saying doing something nice...

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RichardPencil 30
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Do you mean a fetus? I've seen lots of babies, and while some are headaches, none of them compare to food poisoning.

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Alai 13

I think she vomited.

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GamerChickxoxo 16
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Was jeffrey dahmer your chef last night ? chunks of baby must have been awkward to throwup

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Tom O'Halloran 9
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you are gonna WISH it was food poisoning... #JustSayin'

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P DarklyKira 14

OH I just understood. Good luck with whatever you wanna do with it

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Itsheragain 9

that escalated so dam fast

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raven_of_azarath 34
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A few years ago, there was this really bad stomach flu going around my place of work. Every one of us got it, and it lasted a couple of days. When my coworker ended up being sick for a week, she finally realized she didn’t have it. She had morning sickness.

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TheSminty1 17
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I'd have thought you'd remember eating that.

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WistayShlaio82 13

You are entirely to young

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