Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband gave our son the sex talk. Maybe it’s because we never talk openly about it, but my husband is into some racy shit. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son asked his dog what she was chewing on. It wasn't until he picked it up said, "Is this what I think it is?" that I realized my son was gripping my vibrator. As I took it outside, mortified, he told his sister. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
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friedpwnadge 25
Your husband is awesome.
davincidasecond 24
Well, he IS giving decent advice ... I mean if he's gonna do it, he's gotta do it right.
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Comments (179)
DJ_Lyons 15
Really? It's not horrible advice, but he should have explaines more about sex and the concequences.
kpc2424 13
LMFAO! What a roll model!!!!! Good grief!! That's a birds and the bees talk if I've ever heard one
insomniac8400 13
So your son is, what, 23?
minagiv 11
That's rather sound advice.
lvg_fml 10
At least he's thinking about passing on the importance of pleasing the woman and not just himself
carnage45567 10
If you think your girl is spunky don't forget to wrap your monkey
jenjen0146 7
Very valuable advice...especially since he is already doing it. Plus, who knows...maybe he ended the talk with that?. Also, guys don't think the same way women do. Your idea & his idea of "the talk" are most likely two totally different ideas. Perhaps you both should've talked out what you feel should've been said first, to be better prepared. Good luck OP. Tough subject.
captainleezy 10
It's very well in the clit you do it right and you could be god
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm curious as to how old your son is. And obviously this day and age, if kids want to have sex, they'll find a way. And since it's "too late" to prevent him from doing such, tell him to be safe about it, as much for him as for his partner(s). Give him the information on contraceptives (condoms obviously in this case so even if a girl isn't on the pill he'll be prepared), and yes fine, feel free to give him some pointers that'll make the experience more pleasurable for both of them. But above all, stress safety and responsibility. Oh, and if he's younger than like 16? My faith in humanity has gone down even more.
Songokuu9000 8
That's an awesome dad!