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Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

By You're NOT getting lucky today hun - / Friday 12 October 2012 09:27 / Australia - Melbourne
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By  perdix  |  29

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  samiiii_fml  |  2

People in general can be so ridiculous at times. "Hey I cheated on you, please reward me and have sex with me! Oh btw I'm tired, how bout you do all the work while you're at it."

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  LolFMLnot  |  10

Seriously, people who cheat are fucked. If you are not satisfied or just wanna have sex there are many sluts out there. You don't have to be in a relationship just have 1 night stands, but no they like breaking people's heart. Fucking bastard -____-

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  AssTard  |  15

I would of reduced his amount of future children by 1,000,000 (Nobody correct me on the number). But seriously, he has it coming to him sooner or later. FYL OP, and fuck his in a nonsymapthetic way.

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  Ideastogetback  |  11

No, say you'll give him a breakup hand job, just make sure to hold a full handful of habanero sir ghost peppers and squish them around for a while, then it will be all over your hand and he'll be in for a real treat.

By  perdix  |  29

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  feldco1  |  17

Yeah good luck with your relationships.

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  Voldy_fml  |  16

So your logic is, that the man earned it because he cheated and was very open and easy about it?

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  iOceanus  |  18

15 - Sarcasm is sometimes hard to pick up, especially when you can't hear the person say it, and depending on your sarcastic abilities, you might not pick up on some sarcasm. A lot of the time, perdix's sarcasm is at such a high level, some people think it's serious.

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Get your head out of your ass, Voldy. Perdix is always, ALWAYS, being sarcastic or joking. Surely you've been around long enough to know that. If you didn't like it, then thumb it down and move the fuck on, but please don't act like he wa being serious.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

1. Anyone who's been on this site for more than a month should automagically understand that Perdix always has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. 2. @49 Women feel in their vagina too. Us men care about that a great deal (sarcasm)

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