People in general can be so ridiculous at times. "Hey I cheated on you, please reward me and have sex with me! Oh btw I'm tired, how bout you do all the work while you're at it."

Tell him "very soon!" as you go get the plunger to shove up his ass!

23- sounds like that song "put another log on the fire"

It sounds more like he just doesn't are about anything but getting laid. What a dick.

care*

LOVE the name! You go girl! Kick his ass to the curb!

Seriously, people who cheat are ******. If you are not satisfied or just wanna have sex there are many ***** out there. You don't have to be in a relationship just have 1 night stands, but no they like breaking people's heart. ******* bastard -____-

I would of reduced his amount of future children by 1,000,000 (Nobody correct me on the number). But seriously, he has it coming to him sooner or later. FYL OP, and **** his in a nonsymapthetic way.

On the positive side, you might experience your first ******...

No, say you'll give him a breakup hand job, just make sure to hold a full handful of habanero sir ghost peppers and squish them around for a while, then it will be all over your hand and he'll be in for a real treat.

Yeah good luck with your relationships.

Does no one understand sarcasm anymore? I thought that's what fuels this site.

So your logic is, that the man earned it because he cheated and was very open and easy about it?

Besides, it may end up giving her her first ******!

15 - Sarcasm is sometimes hard to pick up, especially when you can't hear the person say it, and depending on your sarcastic abilities, you might not pick up on some sarcasm. A lot of the time, perdix's sarcasm is at such a high level, some people think it's serious.

Get your head out of your ass, Voldy. Perdix is always, ALWAYS, being sarcastic or joking. Surely you've been around long enough to know that. If you didn't like it, then thumb it down and move the **** on, but please don't act like he wa being serious.

Any idiot would realize this is sarcasm from the start, especially just by seeing perdix would be enough to see this is sarcasm.

Let's be nice everyone, not every comment appeals to everyone. If you dislike it just thumbs it down instead of making a big deal out of it.

a woman wants an honest man who cares about her feeling not only her ******!!

What the hell is this sarcasm everyone is talking about? Clearly, Perdix believes men should be rewarded for their honesty.

There are STDs out there. I wouldn't do it , he can just go back to the girl for that shit.

1. Anyone who's been on this site for more than a month should automagically understand that Perdix always has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. 2. @49 Women feel in their ****** too. Us men care about that a great deal (sarcasm)

So much sarcasm... I'm starting to doubt my abilities to pick up on it. What have you guys done to me!?

If you been on FML long enough you would know perdix has a daughter (so he has said) so this is definitely sarcasm.

If only there was a sarcastic font…

Or a swift kick to those cheating balls of his!

Eesh that would hurt to the balls. That's like punching a girl in the boobs.

3 & 26 - I think he deserves those a bit more than breakup sex

FALCON PAWNCH (to the nuts).

LOL. Epic photo^

12- It's "Directioners" like you that scare the living **** out of me.

Oh wow you sure got him! Oh wait he's cheating so he's having sex with someone else.

I think this was a "tell him to go **** himself" pun

That was what I was aiming for. Apparently I don't have the best aim.

Or "well ****, better go visit the clinic and get this kid taken care of then" Distasteful pranks are always fun, right?