By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora
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You must have been pretty pissed
4 - just stfu please
Unless he had gutted his wife and was throwing her innards off the balcony, I don't really think this could be much worse, seeing as it would have been difficult to take a shit off the side of a balcony.
Sounds like urine trouble.
1 & 32 - You guys are so punny.
I pee what you did there.
Why does he pee there? Whats wrong with washrooms? o.O
lol it took me a minute to figure this out:) punny lol
I would be!!
That's just plain disgusting.... Good luck grinding a girlfriend
Just stop. There's only so many puns you can make involving pee, and that wasn't one.
It's a pretty simple thing to figure out, 77. Wow...
Ah, the joys of sneaking out. A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP. You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;) Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.
Innovative?! Inventive!
Plus, now she can check off Golden Showers on her "Sexual Things I'd Like to Try Someday" list. Kidding!...kind of lol.
That's disgusting! Take an umbrella next time?
Really? Who the hell prepares in advance to be pissed on?
15- Anyone who visits R. Kelly.
So, I would like an Emergency Preparedness kit for my future adventures... Got the Piss Umbrella, anything else?
Yeah, don't forget your poop riot shield.
Anything I need in case of projectile menstruation?
Padded armor and tampon swords.
Locked and Loaded
5 - The sense of "freedom," maybe? Some people do things JUST because they go against societal norms. Especially if they live a very structured, controlled life.
I grew up on a farm and not having bathrooms readily available in the field while I worked it was normal to take a piss off the side of the tractor. Growing up like that made public urination a norm, I live in town now and it still didn't change anything. If I'm already outside why walk inside to take a leak?
52 & 60 - Just so you two know, if you live in the United States and someone sees you doing that and complains, you can get put on the National Sex Offender Registry since it's considered indecent exposure. A friend of mine peed outside on private property, but since he was visible from a public area he still got registered.
84- to add to that, if you get a BJ from your wife/girlfriend in the car or with a curtain ajar in your house you will get put on the list. 'crime against nature'. And if you show tits at Mardi Gras, you'll get put on the list. So continue to pee outside, everyone will be a RSO one day if this continues.
What list?!
Because men are nasty, that's why. Same reason they Piss in bottles instead of going in to the rest area or truck stop. Men are pigs.
43- So he pissed on her? That's a bit... extreme.
No way dude that's gross
At least urine is sterile. Be glad he didn't poop off the deck.
Then it would be a poop deck. Huh? Huh? No. Alright I'll stop.
How is this any different from a normal night with your boyfriend?
(insert overused golden shower comment here)
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You must have been pretty pissed
Ah, the joys of sneaking out. A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP. You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;) Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.