FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By monkeyzz - / Friday 12 October 2012 11:11 / United States - Sonora

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By clairedycat124 | 3

#5036390 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:52

You must have been pretty pissed

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#5036392 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:52

Ah, the joys of sneaking out. A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP. You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;) Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.

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By clairedycat124 | 3

#5036390 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:52

You must have been pretty pissed

Just_STFU_Please | 13

#5036413 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:57

That escalated quickly

PleaseStayChill | 9

#5036426 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:58

She should be glad it was only pee... Just saying...

thefella | 10

#5036508 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:16

4 - just stfu please

walmartpaysme | 15

#5036514 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:18

Unless he had gutted his wife and was throwing her innards off the balcony, I don't really think this could be much worse, seeing as it would have been difficult to take a shit off the side of a balcony.

Feared | 9

#5036521 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:21

Sounds like urine trouble.

Epikouros | 31

#5036619 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:56

It could me much worse if pigs could fly.

YacL | 15

#5036624 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:58

1 & 32 - You guys are so punny.

jacquesromualdez | 12

#5036627 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:58

Surprise golden shower. :)

PleaseStayChill | 9

#5036647 - Friday 12 October 2012 08:07

31- I've personally seen someone take a dump from a balcony. Not a pretty sight, but very possible.

IAmJad | 18

#5036744 - Friday 12 October 2012 09:01

I pee what you did there.

LolFMLnot | 10

#5036759 - Friday 12 October 2012 09:16

Why does he pee there? Whats wrong with washrooms? o.O

DarthSekra | 4

#5036862 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:09

You see us Men like to pee out in nature it helps us feel more one with earth and helps us feel the animal that is deep within all of us.

_krystallynn_ | 11

#5036876 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:17

lol it took me a minute to figure this out:) punny lol

Hannahbanana95 | 8

#5036921 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:49

I would be!!

tjv3 | 9

#5037373 - Saturday 13 October 2012 02:25

YDI for sneaking around

iOceanus | 18

#5037724 - Saturday 13 October 2012 05:16

31 - That is pretty extreme, but morbidly funny. Should I be worried that I found it funny?

missymay993 | 11

#5039225 - Saturday 13 October 2012 06:17

Pissed off AND pissed on!

clairedycat124 | 3

#5040106 - Sunday 14 October 2012 01:07

That's just plain disgusting.... Good luck grinding a girlfriend

claiiire_fml | 17

#5794714 - Monday 16 December 2013 10:31

Just stop. There's only so many puns you can make involving pee, and that wasn't one.

claiiire_fml | 17

#5794721 - Monday 16 December 2013 10:35

It's a pretty simple thing to figure out, 77. Wow...

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#5036392 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:52

kyleekay | 25

#5036730 - Friday 12 October 2012 08:49

That's definitely an innovative approach to telling your son's girlfriend that you hate her.

Soloman212 | 28

#5036871 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:14

Innovative?! Inventive!

kyleekay | 25

#5036960 - Friday 12 October 2012 11:05

75- Please go Google "synonyms for innovative".

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5039231 - Saturday 13 October 2012 06:18

Plus, now she can check off Golden Showers on her "Sexual Things I'd Like to Try Someday" list. Kidding!...kind of lol.

anonymous100000 | 17

#6118867 - Friday 14 November 2014 11:29

much deserved. OP must be young for needed to "sneak" to makeout with the bf.

By paperroll880 | 16

#5036407 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:56

That's disgusting! Take an umbrella next time?

MormonPornstar | 7

#5036452 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:00

Really? Who the hell prepares in advance to be pissed on?

s0m3guy2010 | 21

#5036478 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:08

15- Anyone who visits R. Kelly.

MormonPornstar | 7

#5036511 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:17

So, I would like an Emergency Preparedness kit for my future adventures... Got the Piss Umbrella, anything else?

Feared | 9

#5036534 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:23

Yeah, don't forget your poop riot shield.

MormonPornstar | 7

#5036580 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:36

Anything I need in case of projectile menstruation?

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5036918 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:49

Padded armor and tampon swords.

MormonPornstar | 7

#5038286 - Saturday 13 October 2012 09:21

Locked and Loaded

By mintcar | 9

#5036415 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:57

Still trying to figure out why he'd rather pee outside than use the bathroom.

mizuki123 | 8

#5036445 - Friday 12 October 2012 06:59

I know people who would walk outside and pee then go to the bathroom. Guess it saves water?

evilplatypus | 35

#5036463 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:03

5 - The sense of "freedom," maybe? Some people do things JUST because they go against societal norms. Especially if they live a very structured, controlled life.

RedPillSucks | 30

#5036489 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:08

The realization that you'll probably interrupt your son in the middle of coitus with the flavor of the day.

justhanging | 6

#5036595 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:40

Well, there's the obvious reason ... he saw that she was down there.

ranroy | 2

#5036606 - Friday 12 October 2012 07:43

#5 its just easier that way

brt3420 | 13

#5036654 - Friday 12 October 2012 08:12

I grew up on a farm and not having bathrooms readily available in the field while I worked it was normal to take a piss off the side of the tractor. Growing up like that made public urination a norm, I live in town now and it still didn't change anything. If I'm already outside why walk inside to take a leak?

jjohnson26559 | 1

#5036684 - Friday 12 October 2012 08:24

I like the freedom of being able to wave my wiggly around whilst I pee. Being constricted to a toilet does not allow me to do that and not get nagged.

bladedrose | 3

#5036893 - Friday 12 October 2012 10:24

It just feels better to pee outside then inside ^.^

evilplatypus | 35

#5037001 - Friday 12 October 2012 11:42

52 & 60 - Just so you two know, if you live in the United States and someone sees you doing that and complains, you can get put on the National Sex Offender Registry since it's considered indecent exposure. A friend of mine peed outside on private property, but since he was visible from a public area he still got registered.

Jaxx66 | 21

#5037091 - Saturday 13 October 2012 12:46

84- to add to that, if you get a BJ from your wife/girlfriend in the car or with a curtain ajar in your house you will get put on the list. 'crime against nature'. And if you show tits at Mardi Gras, you'll get put on the list. So continue to pee outside, everyone will be a RSO one day if this continues.