Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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Comments (272)
wallythedolly 0
one word: wat
ohhfudge 0
gosh i really hope you are not some 40 year old man. if so, **** you for trying to get with a 17 year old... you filthy mcnasty
bullgetsmatador 0
...and this is why you don't do things like this. Sorry -_-
Muninn 0
Gonna call shenanigans... I can't think of any "dating" websites that allow anyone under 18 to participate. Not even OkCupid.,
Jiraiya_chama 0
Dude, you got owned. I know Seth too. Oh did we have a laugh at your expense.
Asmoday_fml 0
shinobe rikimaru? GiGo? naomi owns u
anonnie 0
@OP: DON'T WASTE YOUR TICKET!!!! #25 seems interested... Although this time, get her number and hear her voice first. :)
lyndis_fml 0
#101: like the back of a Volkswagen?
Protegas 0
Eh. The whole dating online thing CAN work. But, just a small tip, NEVER fall for the Courtney. They're never real lol. That's like one of the most common names people use. That, and nicole. Try something where you can actually get to see the person. Before you meet, you should try webcam, or even just myspace. If they don't agree to it, break it off.
eastmanwolf 0
So did you guys meet up and make out anyway?