Smells like victory

By Lucas - 14/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, during oral sex, my wife squirted, which she’s never done before, and I was so surprised I accidentally breathed it straight up my nose. It’s been 3 hours and it’s still all I can smell FML
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You deserved it 365
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Kent Griffin 3
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you obviously did something right

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idragosani 13
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If you made her squirt, that's definitely not an FML

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Kent Griffin 3
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you obviously did something right

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RichardPencil 30
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Neti-pot? Then sit back and let your wife adore you.

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idragosani 13
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If you made her squirt, that's definitely not an FML

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aribanks 12
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You deserved it. Cuz you earned it, Lol. Good job! Take some salt water in your hand and breathe it in. Should clean your sinuses right out. Good luck.

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diraven 15

When you're married long enough you learn to both always pee before you start. Also pack snacks. Same rules as long car trips.

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KingAdrock 16

Squirting isn't peeing.

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coius 23

Smell coffee or coffee beans. Resets the sinus pallet. Or pickled ginger.

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