Smells like victory

By Lucas - 14/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, during oral sex, my wife squirted, which she’s never done before, and I was so surprised I accidentally breathed it straight up my nose. It’s been 3 hours and it’s still all I can smell FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 125
You deserved it 341

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you obviously did something right

If you made her squirt, that's definitely not an FML

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you obviously did something right

Neti-pot? Then sit back and let your wife adore you.

If you made her squirt, that's definitely not an FML

You deserved it. Cuz you earned it, Lol. Good job! Take some salt water in your hand and breathe it in. Should clean your sinuses right out. Good luck.

When you're married long enough you learn to both always pee before you start. Also pack snacks. Same rules as long car trips.

Squirting isn't peeing.

Smell coffee or coffee beans. Resets the sinus pallet. Or pickled ginger.