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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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You deserved it 4 383

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By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 2 902

An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 8 955

I'm not that old!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 187

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 985

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

Oblivious

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 06:00

Today, a couple convinced me I should ask out their daughter I went to school with, because it’s "obvious" we like each other. I do have a crush on her, so I decided to bravely go for it. She didn’t just say no, it was, “Ew, no, weirdo.” All her parents could say was, “Wow, we misjudged that, our bad.” FML

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You deserved it 116

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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You deserved it 37 019

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 709

ohmyword08 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

what a nice mother.

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

your moms a bitch

Comments

ohmyword08 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

what a nice mother.

too_much_fun 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:17

Yea, shes nice to the guy who might be a jerk and concentrate only on looks.

tiancai 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 6:21

Why would he be a jerk for concentrating only on looks? He's buying her plane tickets for ****'s sake, so he should get what he paid for.

Vaetrus 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:15

And what exactly does a plane ticket get you now-a-days? Also, 17 got owned. :D

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:59

u fugly

IamSasquatch 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:24

Go anyways.

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

your moms a bitch

Simplicity1 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:30

Give her a break. She has the right to ask..maybe OP is attrocious, who knows?

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:46

"...There's a new wind blowin' like I've never known. I'm breathin' deeper than I've ever done. And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do. I wanna love somebody, Love somebody like you..."

nightmares97 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:40

queer

zee209 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:48

Did it ever occur to you that she might have been kidding?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:54

If it seemed like she was kidding would she be on FML? Unless she's an attention *****.

Jakester 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:51

yeeaahh Im thinking about the same thing

JordynAlexis 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:27

Jakester, you look like my step-dad.

starryskyhearts 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:49

Maybe she didn't mean it the way it sounded? Maybe she meant that you grew up a lot since he last saw you... Or maybe she's just a bitch and you should ignore her anyways?