Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
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hir23 0
Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?
mudkipsan 19
Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"
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Comments (272)
whudafxup 0
#68 you are FUUUCKKING IDIOT. A 17 year old girl is not an adult or a "woman" she's still a child. Wowwww. And yeah why wouldn't you have talked to her on the phone if you were flying all the way to see her? YDI more than anyone has ever deserved it.
star_ver 0
Fail.
Diz 0
19 year old Seth is my hero for the next 5 minutes. I may have to try that out one day. Put the pedos in their place. ):D
Fcukmywholelife 0
YDI
bambition7 0
annnnnd how old r u??? YDI
myfishisBOBA 0
did you webcam ever? she's a minor! well. she was suppose to be a minor. ydi.
capricaz 0
pervert YDI
triplethreat13 0
YDI, dating online is not smart. sorry but it just leads to trouble, and FMLs
Sanrio90 8
whudafxup- You're the idiot here, 17 isn't a child in any sense besides legal. Otherwise the age of consent in most places wouldn't be under 17. I bet you're one of those people who thinks at 17 you're a helpless child but at 18 you're suddenly a mature adult. Of course, the law has to set an arbitrary number to be the legal adulthood, it doesn't mean that people are physically and mentally adults once they reach it. People are ******* hypocrites, end of. I guarantee 100% if "Courtney" were 18, no one would give a shit.
itsgen 16
ur ******* dumb first why would you trust ppl on those sites and then idk why it would occur to you that it would be a good idea too go to a different country to go meet a stranger you found off the web ppl like you are the reasons why ppl get killed from ppl off the internet goood luck in life moron
daonlytdoc 0
you're pathetic seriously 17 year old girl on a dating site? isn't that kinda illegal in the first place... freak!!!!