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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:20

You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.

dolphinlvr7 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:24

What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(

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anonymous2222222 3

Sunday 24 April 2016 21:02

Well it was bad thing to do, but it was an accident after all. She did not realise the dog was there. And it sounds like she regrets it.

hunt3009 16

Monday 25 April 2016 0:59

Sorry, OP, but you kinda deserved that one.

ItsThisGirl 17

Monday 25 April 2016 1:05

You're a terrible person, and not too bright. When you're in a moving car and someone frantically shouts to stop, you need to stop! You're lucky it wasn't a child!

Ixiion_fml 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:11

What the heck is wrong with you? YDI for that. You should have stopped. Instead you assume something (and assuming THAT shows how self-centered you are - get over yourself) and backed over his freaking DOG? Horrible person. I hope he presses charges against you for injuring/killing his dog.

alysssa_t01 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 23:34

That dog better be alive or else imma riot :|

misanthropic_one 3

Thursday 5 May 2016 22:30

It should have been you that was run over, you narcissistic pea-brained worthless ****.

EDGE1095 20

Tuesday 11 October 2016 18:13

Can you contact him and give us an update on the dog?

FireweedWarrior 4

Friday 20 January 2017 18:29

You should always be carefuel backing out , but if somebody you know has a pet be extra careful since you can miss seeing them. My grandparents have a cat and I ALWAYS look under the car since he likes to hide under there.