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Today, I was screamed at by my stepmom for “taking a shit on the carpet.” We have not one but two dogs who are losing their bowel control, and I'm 24 years-old and have never taken a shit anywhere other than the toilet, so I have no idea why she’s blaming me. FML
I'm not sure she's wrong. Seems like the dogs give you plausible deniability to stick it to your evil stepmother.
She probably murdered your mom, so shitting on her carpet is just the beginning of your revenge. Mwah-hah-hah!
Why the fuck is your dad letting this continue? I assume he's still alive and kicking if you're still interacting with a step mother who obviously doesn't like you, but he needs to step in and tell his wife to rethink that shit.
Maybe she should check the mirror for the culprit. Clearly stepmom is the one losing her shit here.
because her precious pooping pups are perfect! lol also, she's a bitch