Health, Dogs and Poopoo peepee: My babies would never do that!

My babies would never do that!

By katie hj - 20/04/2022 02:00

Today, I was screamed at by my stepmom for “taking a shit on the carpet.” We have not one but two dogs who are losing their bowel control, and I'm 24 years-old and have never taken a shit anywhere other than the toilet, so I have no idea why she’s blaming me. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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Like that's an excuse

By lydia - 01/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML

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Not now!

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Doggone It

By "smonds13" - 09/08/2017 00:29

Today, my 3-year-old pooped on the floor and blamed it on the dog. How do I know? We don't have a dog. FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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Wakey wakey

By Tanya - 30/05/2019 11:26

Today, I found shit smeared into the carpet and I wasn’t sure who to blame, the dog, the newborn baby or the 60-year-old alcoholic mother-in-law whose husband had finally thrown her out. I did eventually find her passed out drunk in my flower bed with shit all down her legs though. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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Anaconda

By lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01

Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 April 2022 5:26

Maybe she should check the mirror for the culprit. Clearly stepmom is the one losing her shit here.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 20 April 2022 12:46

because her precious pooping pups are perfect! lol also, she's a bitch

Comments

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 April 2022 5:26

Maybe she should check the mirror for the culprit. Clearly stepmom is the one losing her shit here.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 April 2022 5:48

I'm not sure she's wrong. Seems like the dogs give you plausible deniability to stick it to your evil stepmother. She probably murdered your mom, so ******** on her carpet is just the beginning of your revenge. Mwah-hah-hah!

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 20 April 2022 12:46

because her precious pooping pups are perfect! lol also, she's a bitch

benjamn 24

Wednesday 20 April 2022 20:32

Teach her what a real Duke is, leave on in front of her bedroom door for the morning

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 20 April 2022 22:52

With or without flaming bag? I'm guessing without because that would be attempted arson.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 21 April 2022 2:01

Why the **** is your dad letting this continue? I assume he's still alive and kicking if you're still interacting with a step mother who obviously doesn't like you, but he needs to step in and tell his wife to rethink that shit.