Work: Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it...

By SteamLass765 - 13/08/2015 09:58

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

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By ActionBastard - 23/04/2021 04:59

Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2015 18:05

Sorry OP. You did your best. FYL

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 14 August 2015 14:33

I didn't know being snippy was probable cause for the police to come.

Kramer1998 20

Friday 14 August 2015 17:49

Number one rule in life, everyone is a retard until they prove they aren't, this woman has not proven it!

THEDUDE1553566 24

Friday 14 August 2015 17:57

The police have nothing better to do?

spade52 1

Friday 14 August 2015 18:47

when i did road construction we had people that would get out of their vehicle and move our road closed signs and drive through

Rectov 10

Friday 14 August 2015 19:50

How dare you do your job

jazalea8 16

Sunday 16 August 2015 16:05

Have her charged with trespassing since she knew. By law, you posted signs to signal. Therefore you can nail her.

joshi42 16

Monday 17 August 2015 1:49

Report those cops and sue women for trespassing.

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Monday 22 March 2021 22:50

The police gave you hell for being snippy?

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