Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML
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Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML
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LilMissCanadian 22
Sorry OP. You did your best. FYL
Omfgitsmia 15
Sorry OP. She sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (49)
BoaNikolaos 14
You should have not been snippy
Britt125 16
Jeez I want to live where the police respond to people being "snippy", not because I think that's appropriate to respond to (it's actually really stupid) but clearly they have nothing that major going on. Here there's not a chance in hell they'd respond to that call, they have way more important things going on... in fact whoever answered the call would have gotten snippy with her too.
lordgimp 6
In America, as long as you're on private property, you can tell the cops to **** right off without a warrant. If they dont, you are fully within your rights to detain them for trespassing until you summon federal law enforcement to accept custody of the detained individuals.
Shade1982 21
Ehm, that is incorrect on so many levels. They can enter any private property if they have probable cause, a report of a crime usually being one, depending on the immediate danger/threat. If your comment were true, not crime investigation would ever take place, since they only give out warrants if there is a reason to. What you are talking about is the subsequent investigation, that's what they need the warrant for. First the cops deal with the immediate problem, then the investigation starts. Two different things. Although nothing in this story relates to this. I have no idea why they even bothered to follow-up on such a report. Must be a slow day at the office...
Shade1982 21
Damn, edit time was over... Imagine this: "Sir, I think someone is breaking in into the house next door." "Sorry, we can't enter without a warrant." Three days later... "Ah, we have the warrant. Let's get that burglar..." Unlike what you see on television, getting a warrant isn't done in an hour or so.
kev22arc 3
I am a traffic control supervisor for a highway project and you just would not believe the idiots out there. They rearrange my barricades, drums and whatnot to suit their needs. I have closed roads and they will move barricades to use the drive. They have followed me behind the drums and then bitch at me to move out of their way. I usually offer to call the cops, at which time I help them get back onto the travel lanes. If she had reported me, the locals would have hurt themselves to come tell me. It probably would start off with " you wouldn't believe this shit, but.....", as they were laughing their asses off.
SexyMexi21 23
Damned if you do damned if you don't. I feel the same way when we're setting or dropping things off in a closed area and here comes someone who's "apparently" entitled to the whole site.
bapbap_fml 15
Do no actual crimes happen in your town? Seems like the cops have too much time on their hands if they respond to complaints of someone "being snippy"..
opaqueentity 8
Next time call the police to report a trespasser
Gennocent 17
Since when is being snippy a crime?
justsayingbeach 15
Wasting police time much?!
KingreX32 21
MGTOW